You’re not a kid anymore when:

  30 Jan 2018

– You enjoy watching the news.

– You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.

– The phone rings and you hope it’s NOT for you. [restrict]

– Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn’t breaking any laws.

– You start singing along with the elevator music.

– You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.

– The only reason you’re still awake at 4:00 am is indigestion.

– People ask what color your hair USED to be.

– You’re proud of your lawnmower!

– You point out what buildings used to be where.

– You routinely check the oil in your car.

– You’ve owned clothes so long that they’ve come back into style, TWICE.

– You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

– You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

– 8:00 AM is your idea of “sleeping in”.

– Neighbors borrow your tools.

– Others ask for your recipes.

– You paint walls for a reason other than getting your deposit back.

– You can’t remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television.

– You wear socks with sandals. [/restrict]