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Tuesday, December 12th, 2017

World’s Best One Liners

by September 9, 2016 Highjink
  1. Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs
  2. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.
  3. I intend to live forever… or die trying. We’re sorry. You don't have permission to access this page. Please sign up to have full access to this page.
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