Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband : (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife : Have you brought the grocery? Husband : Bad command or filename.[restrict]
Wife : But I told you in the morning Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found …
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied…
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters …
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an i…t like you. Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are useless. Husband : It’s by Default.
Wife : What about your Salary? Husband : File in use … Try after some time.
Wife : What is my value in the family. Husband : Unknown Virus. [/restrict]