Some ‘Senior’ personal ads seen in “The Villages” Florida newspapers:

  27 Feb 2018

(Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY:

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′),searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.Matching white shoes andbelt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: [restrict]

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.If you are the silent type, let’s get together,take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:

Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosserto share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?

I still like to rock,still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:

I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION:

Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.Isn’t in running condition, but walks well. [/restrict]