Below are a few silly puns about nerves, stage fright and shyness.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes a lot? [restrict]
A: A nervous wreck!
Q: Do you ever get stage fright?
A: No, I’m not afraid of the stage. It’s the audience that scares me.
Q: What did the shy pebble say?
A: I wish I was a little boulder
Below are funny quotes about public speaking.
They say people are more afraid of public speaking than they are of snakes. It doesn’t seem to make sense. I mean, you don’t see someone walking through the desert, suddenly shouting, “Watch out! A podium! ~Unknown
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. ~
There are two types of speakers: those who are nervous and those who are liars.
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning towards you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.[/restrict]