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by January 16, 2018 Highjink
  • Double Meanings from Around The World
  • March Planned for Next August
  •  Blind Bishop Appointed to See  [restrict]
  • Lingerie Shipment Hijacked–Thief Gives Police the Slip
  •  L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide
  • Patient At Death’s Door–Doctors Pull Him Through
  •  Latin Course to Be Canceled–No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
  •  Diaper Market Bottoms Out
  • Croupiers On Strike–Management: “No Big Deal”
  • Stadium Air Conditioning Fails–Fans Protest
  •  Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
  • Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters
  • Women’s Movement Called More Broad-Based
  • Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
  •  Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  •  Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  • Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s Kin
  • Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
  •  Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
  •  Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
  •  Autos Killing 110 a Day–Let’s Resolve to Do Better
  •  20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
  •  War Dims Hope for Peace
  •  If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  • Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
  •  Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn’t Seen in Years  [/restrict]
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