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Friday, July 28th, 2017

More Laughs

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by January 6, 2017 Highjink
  • I dialled a number and got the following recording, ‘I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.’ [restrict[
  •  My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
  •  Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
  •  Roger went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
  • The employer read all his applications and said to Roger, ‘We have an opening for people like you.’
  • ‘Oh, great,’ Roger replied, ‘What is it?’
  • ‘It’s called the door,’ came the answer.
  • A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says, ‘I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?’
  • Vincent replies, ‘No thanks I’ve got one ear.’ [/restrict[
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