I dialled a number and got the following recording, ‘I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.’ [restrict[
My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Roger went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said to Roger, ‘We have an opening for people like you.’
‘Oh, great,’ Roger replied, ‘What is it?’
‘It’s called the door,’ came the answer.
A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says, ‘I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?’
Vincent replies, ‘No thanks I’ve got one ear.’ [/restrict[