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by February 6, 2018 Joke's Time
  • Jokes 69: Two can Chou
  • That’s not right: Sum Ting Wong
  • Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
  •  See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao [restrict]
  • Small Horse: Tai Ni Po N
  • i Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan?
  •  I bumped into a coffee table: Ai Bang Mai Ni
  • I think you need a face lift: Chin Tu Fat
  •  It’s very dark in here: Wai So Dim?
  •  I thought you were on a diet: Mun Ching?
  •  This is a tow away zone: No Pah King
  • You are not very bright: Yu So Dum
  •  I got this for free: Ai No Pei
  • Please stay a while longer: Wai Go Nao?
  •  Stay out of sight: Lei Lo
  •  He’s cleaning his automobile: Wa Shing Ka
  •  Your body odor is offensive: Yu Stin Ki Pu


  • Who shaves 10 times a day and still has a beard?
  • The barber.
  •  What do you call a man without a beard?
  • A woman.
  • How can you tell if a man with a beard is gay or straight? The smell.
  •  Why don’t men with beards need vacuums? They already have crumb catchers.
  • What do you call a goat with a beard? Goatee.
  • What’s the worst part of having a beard? Being confused as a hipster.
  •  How did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.
  • What kind of facial hair helps you fake your own death?
  •  Star-burns.
  • What do you call a bald drug dealer with facial hair?
  • Heisenberg.
  • The average man with facial hair touches it over 700 times a day.
  • Dear Disney, why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • Chuck Norris can grate fresh parmesan cheese with his beard.
  • Yo momma so old she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.
  •  I like big beards and I cannot lie.
  •  “Don’t point that beard at me. It might go off.” -Groucho Marx
  • Men who wear these big thick beards with scraped back hair? Is it Fashion or is Ireland up to something again? [/restrict]



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