Is it Friday Yet?’Things to Say When Caught Asleep On a Friday Afternoon’Friday 

  23 Dec 2016

 

  • They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
  • I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands. [restrict]
  • I wasn’t sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm. Amen
  • This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
  • I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
  • Hey, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off.
  • Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. [/restrict]