If I were a pathologist I’d be in a dead end job.
If I were a biologist I’d be in jeans all the time.
Anaesthesiology would put me to sleep. [/restrict]
Cell specialists are too cultured for my taste.
I can’t stand podiatry.
I can’t see myself as an ophthalmologist.
I’m too old to be a gerontologist.
I would have to be crazy to become a psychiatrist.
I’m told paediatrics is child’s play.
I haven’t got the heart to be a cardiologist.
And they’d see right through me if I went into radiology.
And I really couldn’t face it if I were a dermatologist.
I’m not cut out to be a surgeon.
If I weren’t such a baby, I’d become a gynaecologist.
It’s been drilled into me that I should be a dentist.
I’d rather be a plumber than a urologist.
If I were a proctologist I’d always be behind in my career.
I haven’t got the spine to be a chiropractor.
The chiropractor called Mrs Levy saying, “Mrs Levy, your check came back.” Mrs Levy responded, “So did my arthritis!” [/restrict]
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