Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there. [restrict]
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not enter.”
Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: “You’re too young to smoke.”
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!”
A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, “You can stay but don’t try to start anything.” [/restrict]