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by June 7, 2016 Highjink

Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

A: Fingernails.

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Q: Why is England the wettest country?

A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there. [restrict]

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Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”

Woman: “Do not enter.”

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Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?

A: Because they make up everything.

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A: “You’re too young to smoke.”

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A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!”

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A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, “You can stay but don’t try to start anything.” [/restrict]

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