Skip to Content

highjink

Closed
by September 30, 2016 Highjink

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?

A: So they can walk.

***

Q: Why are atoms Catholic?

A: Because they have mass. [restrict]

***

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, “Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal.”

***

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, “Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?” The photon says, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they’re trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

***

Did you know if you were to stretch your blood vessels out end to end in a straight line, you would die?

***

Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says, “Hey, grab that electron, it’s mine!” “How do you know?” asks the second. “‘Cause I’m positive!” the first replies.

***

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?

A: “Annex” marks the spot.

***

Why do centipedes have 100 legs?

A: So they can walk.

***

Q: Why are atoms Catholic?

A: Because they have mass. [/restrict]

 

 

Previous
Next
%d bloggers like this: