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Sunday, November 19th, 2017

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by December 6, 2016 Highjink
  • A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ”I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything”
  • Slept like a log last night…….. Woke up in the fireplace.
  • A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ”Is this some kind of joke?”
  • A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ”Sorry we don’t serve food in here”
  • The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ”Did you get my drift?”.
  • I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.
  • Went to the paper shop – it had blown away. We’re sorry. You don't have permission to access this page. Please sign up to have full access to this page.
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