Half and Half

  02 Aug 2016

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    Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken?

    Defendant: Yes, my lord.

    Judge; How much. [restrict]

    Defendant: 50:50

    Judge: Please elaborate.

    Defendant: One horse to one chicken.

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    Lamb Chops

    Burns: Do you like to love?

    Allen: No.

    Burns: Like to kiss?

    Allen: No.

    Burns: What do you like?

    Allen: Lamb chops.

    Burns: Lamb chops. Could you eat two big lamb chops alone?

    Allen: Alone? Oh, no, not alone. With potatoes I could.

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