Wed. Jan 29th, 2020

 Funny words


  • Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
  • There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
  • With a calendar, your days are numbered. [restrict]
  • A hard thing about a business is minding your own.
  • I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
  • Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
  • Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
  • All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.
  • It’s not who you know, it’s whom you know.
  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work. [/restrict]