Funny Headlines

  03 Jun 2016

Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism

—Source: LA Times

Area Man Joins Organization Where Nothing Much Ever Happens

—Source: Wall Street Journal [restrict]

Angry Nepali Man Bites Cobra to Death in Revenge Attack

—Source: MSNBC

Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself

—Source: (Madison County, Illinois) Record

A Fat, Mustachioed Orphan Finds a Home

—Source: New York Times

Pasco Man Arrested, Says 48 Beers Was Likely Ten Too Many

—Source: St. Petersburg Times

Hold the Presses!

Writing newspaper copy is an art form unseen in these real headlines:

“Worker Suffers Leg Pain After Crane Drops 800-Pound Ball on His Head”

“City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells”

“Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum… READ MORE

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendants

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [/restrict]