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by March 31, 2017 Highjink
  • If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
  • Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button. [restrict]
  • If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
  • Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
  • I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
  • The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
  • Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
  • The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  • It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • Progress is made by lazy people looking for an easier way to do things.
  • I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
  • People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
  • Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
  • Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy! [/restrict]
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