Sun. Aug 18th, 2019


– Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

— Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

— Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

— Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

— Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

— Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?

— Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid

– made with real lemons?

— Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

— Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

— Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

— When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

— Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

— Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

— You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why

– don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

— Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

— Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

— If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

— If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?