Electrical And Electrician

  04 Apr 2017

I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.

I can’t believe how much I was charged.

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Which is the smallest city? [restrict]

Electri-city.

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How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.

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Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.

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I was at work today and my boss told me to lighten up.

Fair enough, I guess. I am an electrician on a film set.

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What do you call a detective electrician?

Sherlock Ohms.

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My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.

He’s a light fitter.

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How tall is a union electrician?

I don’t know, I’ve never seen one stand up.

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What’s the definition of a shock absorber?

A careless electrician.

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I was sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair.

I told them it was a death trap.

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What do you call a Russian electrician?

Switchitonanov.

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Why are electricians always up to date?

Because they are current specialists.

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What’s the difference between an electrician and God?

God doesn’t think he’s an electrician.

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What did the light bulb say to the generator?

I really get a charge out of you. [/restrict]