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Cool and funny sayings

My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.  It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 Continue Reading »

highjink

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.” I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost Continue Reading »

 Funny words

  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty Continue Reading »

Mom Would Never Say

  Things Mom Would Never Say “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too” “Just leave all Continue Reading »

 Funny words

I don’t mind coming to work, it’s the 8-hour wait to go home I can’t stand. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough Continue Reading »

Electrical And Electrician

I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone. I can’t believe how much I was Continue Reading »

Funny

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Keep the dream alive: Continue Reading »

Funny

I don’t work well under pressure… or any other circumstance. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. I thought I Continue Reading »

Funny Jokes

Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever’s bugging you. I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it Continue Reading »

Funny work jokes

  A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says Continue Reading »

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