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Cool and funny sayings

My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.  It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 Continue Reading »


A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.” I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost Continue Reading »

 Funny words

  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty Continue Reading »

Mom Would Never Say

  Things Mom Would Never Say “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too” “Just leave all Continue Reading »

 Funny words

I don’t mind coming to work, it’s the 8-hour wait to go home I can’t stand. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough Continue Reading »

Electrical And Electrician

I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone. I can’t believe how much I was Continue Reading »


If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Keep the dream alive: Continue Reading »


I don’t work well under pressure… or any other circumstance. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. I thought I Continue Reading »

Funny Jokes

Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever’s bugging you. I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it Continue Reading »

Funny work jokes

  A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says Continue Reading »

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