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The Bitter Truth About Men & Women

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.

Really, Really Bad Headlines

Double Meanings from Around The World March Planned for Next August  Blind Bishop Appointed to See 

Foreign Language Phrases

Liners Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were asked to take a well-known statement in a foreign language, change a single letter and provide a definition for the Continue Reading »

 Why Ask Why

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there Continue Reading »

The Art Of Falling Apart

There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by, And life doesn’t begin at 40. That’s a big fat lie. My hair’s getting thinner, my body is Continue Reading »

Drink fault-finding guide

A solution to all of your drinking troubles Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. [/restrict] Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to Continue Reading »

Employee Want Ad Translations

Energetic self-starter: You’ll be working on commission. Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law. Experience required: We do not know the first thing about Continue Reading »

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