For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution…and it is always wrong. For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.
April 11, 1954 was dubbed the most boring day in history – nothing of any importance happened on that day. (Which makes it rather unusual.) Winston Howes, a farmer in Continue Reading »
They say good, honest work never did anybody any harm, but I don’t want even the slightest risk. Experts say you shouldn’t eat at night. So who put the light Continue Reading »
“I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I’d get.” “I remember the time I was kidnaped and they sent back a piece of my Continue Reading »
First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies So beautifully. —————————– With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found. —————————– The Tao that Continue Reading »
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles. The shortest horror story: Monday. Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a Continue Reading »
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may Continue Reading »
Excuse me, I have a stool appointment. Please excuse me while I go check the plumbing.
Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from several emergency rooms that many EMS narratives have taken a decidedly creative direction lately. Effective immediately, all members Continue Reading »