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Funny Jokes

Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever’s bugging you. I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it Continue Reading »

Funny work jokes

  A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says Continue Reading »

Funny Jokes

Man: I wish I was the Enzyme DNA Helicase. Woman: Why? Man: So I could unzip your genes.

The Law of Volunteering

If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. “The Law of Avoiding Oversell” When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. Continue Reading »

Puns That Will Get You A Laugh

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes. What do Continue Reading »

Funny About Men – for women!

What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence? A widow. *** How can you tell if a man is lying?

Highjink

Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?” George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.” ** Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your Continue Reading »

One liners

1. A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?” The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.” “Bloody Continue Reading »

One liners

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.” You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

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