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Funny sayings

I’m aware that the voices in my head aren’t real. But their ideas are just awesome sometimes! Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. I’m not lazy. Continue Reading »

Hilarious  jokes

  Best first: “I was sitting in a bus today when a blind person came in. I offered my seat to him. The blind person was very happy and took Continue Reading »

Funny jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere! Why Continue Reading »

Funniest jokes

t’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them Continue Reading »

Funny sayings

 If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate? Organized people are simply too lazy to search for Continue Reading »

Cool and funny sayings

My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.  It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 Continue Reading »


A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.” I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost Continue Reading »

 Funny words

  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty Continue Reading »

Mom Would Never Say

  Things Mom Would Never Say “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too” “Just leave all Continue Reading »

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