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Witty and Cool Funny sayings

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles. The shortest horror story: Monday. Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a Continue Reading »

Advice from children…

Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ don’t answer him. – Michael, 14 Continue Reading »

EVER WONDER

– Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? — Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? — Why don’t you ever see the headline Continue Reading »

“Weather at our destination…

“Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your Continue Reading »

Probing questions….

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in theuniverse, you will believe it, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint, Continue Reading »

Advice from children…

Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ don’t answer him. – Michael, 14 Continue Reading »

Did you ever wonder…

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If people from Poland are called ‘Poles’ why aren’t people from Holland called ‘Holes?’ Why do we say Continue Reading »

Actual newspaper headlines….

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Farmer Continue Reading »

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