Blonde Medical Terminology

  15 Sep 2017

  • Anally — occurring yearly
  • Artery — study of paintings
  • Bacteria — back door of cafeteria
  • Barium — what doctors do when treatment fails
  • Bowel — letter like A.E.I.O.U [restrict]
  • Caesarian section — district in Rome
  • Cat scan — searching for kitty
  • Cauterize — Made eye contact with her
  • Colic — sheep dog
  • Coma — a punctuation mark
  • Congenital — friendly
  • D&C — where Washington is
  • Diarrhea — journal of daily events
  • Dilate — to live long
  • Enema — not a friend
  • Fester — quicker
  • Fibula — a small lie
  • G.I. Series — soldiers’ ball game
  • Grippe — suitcase
  • Hangnail — coat hook
  • Impotent — distinguished, well known
  • Intense pain — torture in a teepee
  • Labour pain — got hurt at work
  • Medical staff — doctor’s cane
  • Morbid — higher offer
  • Nitrate — cheaper than day rate
  • Node — was aware of
  • Outpatient — person who had fainted
  • Pap smear — fatherhood test
  • Pelvis — cousin of Elvis
  • Post operative — letter carrier
  • Protein — favouring young people
  • Rectum — damn near killed ’em
  • Recovery room — place to do upholstery
  • Rheumatic — amorous
  • Scar — rolled tobacco leaf
  • Secretion — hiding anything
  • Seizure — Roman emperor
  • Serology — study of knighthood
  • Tablet — small table
  • Terminal illness — sickness at airport
  • Tibia — country in North Africa
  • Tumour — an extra pair
  • Urine — opposite of you’re out
  • Varicose — located nearby
  • Vein — conceited [/restrict]