Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain?
-To get to the bottom.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company. [restrict]
racula didn’t have many friends because he was a real pain in the neck.
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: “I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”
What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved.
If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
Toilet paper plays an important role in my life.
“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
“That will be the paper jamming again!”
Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I.
Would you like to hear a construction joke?
Well I’m still working on it. [/restrict]