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by January 31, 2017 Highjink

 

Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain?

-To get to the bottom.

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Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company. [restrict]

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racula didn’t have many friends because he was a real pain in the neck.

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Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

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Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: “I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved.

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If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.

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Toilet paper plays an important role in my life.

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“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”

“That will be the paper jamming again!”

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Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I.

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Would you like to hear a construction joke?

Well I’m still working on it. [/restrict]

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