Bad To Hear In Surgery

  08 Dec 2017

Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:

  • Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
  • “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”
  • Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! [restrict]
  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
  • Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there.
  • Oh no! Where’s my Rolex.
  • Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
  • There go the lights again?
  • “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys? and this guy’s got two of ’em.”
  • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  • Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing off my concentration.
  • What’s this doing here?
  • I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.
  • That’s cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!
  • Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
  • Sterile schmerile. The floor’s clean, right?
  • OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
  • This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
  • Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
  • Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
  • What do you mean “You want a divorce?!?”
  • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
  • Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing! [/restrict]