A sister and brother are talki…
A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make a frog noise.”
The Grandpa says, “No.”
The little boy goes on, “Please .. please make a frog noise.”
The Grandpa says, “No, now go play.” [restrict]
The little boy then says to his sister, “Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise.”
So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and says, “Please make a frog noise.”
The Grandpa says, “I just told your brother ‘no’ and I’m telling you ‘no’.” The little girl says, “Please .. please Grandpa make a frog noise.” The Grandpa says, “Why do you want me to make a frog noise?”
The little girl replied, “Because mommy said when you croak we can go to Disney World!”
I was traveling with my wife in Kanyakumari, India, one of the windiest places on Earth. Braving our way through the crosswind, we made our way to the tollbooth where I asked a bespectacled attendant, “What do you guys do in Kanyakumari when the wind quits?”
Adjusting his rims, the guy answered, “We take the rocks out of our pockets.”
Joe started the day earl
Joe started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am .While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA )Was perking, he shaved with hisElectric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA),Designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) andTennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)After cooking his breakfast in his newElectric skillet (MADE IN INDIA)He sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO)To see how much he could spend today.After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN)To the radio (MADE IN INDIA), he got in his car(MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS(from Saudi Arabia) and continued his searchFor a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouragingAnd fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while.He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL)Poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE)And turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),
And then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in AMERICA.
Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!”
A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”
Bessie thinks a minute and replies, “Close enough!” [/restrict]