25 Nov 2016

Q: There are 500 briks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

  1. 499.
  2. What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? [restrict]
  3. Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge.
  4. What are the four steps to putting a girafee in a refrigerator?
  5. Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffee in, close fridge.
  6. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
  7. Giraffe. He’s tuck in a refrigerator.
  8. Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the otehr side safety. why?
  9. The alligators are all a the birthday party.
  10. Sally dies anyways. Why?
  11. She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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“You know, it’s time like this I wished I had listened to what my mother has always told me.”

“What did she say?” “I dont know, I wasnt listening.”

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Is there a hole in your shoe? No

Then how did you get your foot into it?

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Terence …

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. [/restrict]