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Daily Archives: April 18, 2017

Do Not Talk to the Parrot

Rhonda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Continue Reading »

highjink

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.” I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost Continue Reading »

horoscope

  Aries (Mar.21 – Apr.19)    You might feel lonely and insecure due to lack of contact with a close friend or romantic partner, Aries. You might wonder if the person Continue Reading »

Jesus is Taken up to Heaven

  When the apostles met together with Jesus, they asked him, “Lord, will you at this time give the Kingdom back to Israel?”  

Words

Words kill, words give life; they’re either poison or fruit—you choose.   – Solomon, The Wise Man My nephew gave me The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz, published in 1997 Continue Reading »

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